Infomercial Hands
hands that can’t do anything correctly. infomercial hands can’t strain a pot of pasta or screw in a lightbulb or push b-ttons on a phone, so they require the purchase of a new fangled item that will come to the rescue.
scott: what’s with that guy? why can’t he tie his shoes?
peter: he’s suffering from infomercial hands. he clearly needs shoetie™.
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