inforati
people with a portable data device in each hand and a callous on each thumb. that group of people with a lot of connectivity; the wired set. one who believes f2f is an anachronism; p-ssé.
“…he was casting sidelong glances at his iphone while we talked. i’m not even sure he knew he was doing it. it’s not just conferences full of inforati where this happens. in places all over america (theaters, sports arenas, apartments), people gather in groups only to disperse into lone pursuits between themselves and their phones.” –david carr, new york times, april 15, 2011
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