Ingledorffs
small spider-monkey creatures that munch on the faces of small children.
mother: “holy sh-t nuggets! little timmy’s face is gone!
father: “oh don’t worry about that. his face just got eaten by a pack of wild ingledorffs.”
mother: “thank g-d, that could have been much worse.”
small spider-monkey creatures that much on the faces of children while they sleep.
mother: ” omg! little timmy’s face is gone!”
father: ” oh dont worry his face just got eaten by a pack of wild ingledorffs.”
mother: ” thank g-d, that could have been much worse.”
Read Also:
- aprosexia
1) noun-inability to concentrate 2) noun-abnormal inability to sustain attention 3) medical-inattention, due to a sensorineural (related to or affecting a sensory nerve or a sensory mechanism together with its neural circuitry.) or mental defect. a child with verified add or adhd can be said to have a moment of apros-xia, or many moments a […]
- reckling
one who is constantly destroying property by means of fire or pyrotechnics. usually found in urban neighborhoods with fireworks. after setting fire, they often seek out the flying sauser. reckling really blew some sh-t up tonight. now lets h-t the sauser.
- screw
euphemism for f-ck. anyway you use it. screw you. you’re screwed. that’s pretty screwy (f-cked up). wanna screw? i can’t find a screw… (… seriously. if you’re looking for f-cking screws, you’re never gonna get laid. so you’re desperately looking for a f-ck. cause nails work better… or i just desperately wanted this definition to […]
- goshatno
1. when you really disagree with something, or 2. when you are in disbelief about something. 1. -bobby: are you going to the rad concert tonight? -chad: goshatno! it’s gonna be so lame! 2. goshatno! she said what?! oh man!
- ingen
a person from india or who has indian heritage. where’s he from? – he’s ingen. ‘dude, there are too many ingens here’ a slang used to describe someone who is inserting something into somewhere all the time in singapore. striking similarity to insert and penetrate hey, that’s an ingen! look at his pants!