Inglish
the idiomatic aberration of the english language specifically by people of indian and pakistani derivation, popularized by “the simpsons” and 85% of the convenience-store operators in the united states.
“what for you call me?”
“oooo, they should call the police peoples for him!”
“what? i speak inglish!”
internet english; the b-st-rdized form of english that became teh norm for every sh-tty forum out there born through laziness and general illiteracy.
bob: so i loled and then teh phone rang and i was like wat.
jane: i can see you’re proficient in inglish.
the term proposed to describe intentional and unintentional errors in english spelling and grammar belonging (but not limited) to the following categories:
phonetic errors:
using the incorrect word, based on its prenouciation
(i.e. its/it’s, you’re/youre/your, bear/bare, etc.)
leet/gamer/warez speak:
errors resulting from quick typing, replacing suffixes -er with -or, etc. words spelled using numeric characters such as “h4rdc0r3 1337 sp34k” should be excluded from this list.
(i.e. teh, suxxor, haxorz, warez, pwnage).
lolcat lingo:
distortion of english grammar and spelling intended to give it a silly/cute appeal. (yes, it can include the walrus)
(i.e. i can has cheesburger, they be stealin mah bukit)
the name “inglish” can be understood both as an abbreviation of “internet english” or as misspelled phonetic representation of the word “english”. it is spelled without the capitalization, as it is not an actual language.
stop using inglish!
this article is written in inglish.
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