Ingrown Hairpes


a condition of multiple red b-mps around the pubic area that could be mistaken for herpes, resulting from ingrown hairs. these ingrown hairs were most likely caused by a fresh, baby’s bottom smooth shave job after several days if not weeks of non-shaving.
jack: dude i think i caught the herps.
dan: did you shave your junk recently?
jack: yeah yesterday for that party.
dan: then its probably just ingrown hairpes, your fine.

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