Injured Peacock
the person, or people, in the office who, like a literally injured peac-ck, make a lot of noise and ruffle alllll their feathers (and yours too) to give the illusion of being ~super~ productive, but actually achieving f-ck all.
person 1: wow, that dale has been racing about on the phone all day! he looks super busy!
person 2: um no, he’s an injured peac-ck; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.
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