Ink Warrior
when a man gets a tough guy tattoo that he believes will gives him instant pseudo seal status. some of the following favorite tattoos of these ‘ink warriors’ include: tribal tattoos, barbed wire, skulls, and intimidating words like live/die tattooed on knuckles of right/left hand.
granted, a lot of truly tough guys, (who you wouldn’t want to meet in the darkest alley), do wear there tats proudly.
however the humor appears when a man that’s of medium or small build (or of a totally un-intimidating stature, walks around like the tattoos will fight his battle for him.
this is truly a pathetic sight to behold, (or extremely funny depending on how you look at it). some of the best places to meet an ink warrior include, clubs, concerts, amus-m-nt parks, and the best places of all, public beaches. all places (that unfortunately) are where the real tough guys hangout) and all places that the ink warrior will get his -ss beat to a bl–dy pulp should he engage in a fight with a real tough guy.
after watching his favorite fighter show and putting on some muscle, eric went to the tattoo shop and got a tribal tattoo. it hurt a lot, especially when the needle went underneath his bicep, but he was truly an ink warrior now!
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