Inmate’s Delight
surprise b-tt-s-x, from behind. the delight of all inmates.
dude one: how was the party last sat-rday?
dude two: not so great…
dude one: why’s that?
dude two: big ray was there, handing out the inmate’s delight like it was candy.
dude one: sorry to hear it.
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