Inner Sassy Black Woman
the woman named shantel that lives in my head and gives me advice. she sometimes gets in fights with me, but in the end, we get along juuuuuuuuust fine.
me: inner s-ssy black woman, i’m thinking about stealing some liquor to have fun with my friends.
isbw: d-mn son! that’s whack! you betta not take no liqour or i’m gonna smack yo white narra -ss back to compton!
me: thanks isbw! what would i do without you?
isbw: i don’t know, foo! jus stay in line, and no n-gg-s gonna get hurt, ya hear!
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