innuendo

anything that gives off a wrong idea, or sick minded thought
george: “and i’m good at banging. my peg’s hard isn’t it zippy?”

zippy: “well of course it is, your peg wouldn’t go in if it was soft.”

geoffrey: “let’s get back to bungle’s tw-nger.”

bungle (excited): “oooooh geoffrey, we could all paint our tw-ngers couldn’t we?”

jane: “ooooh yes, and i was banging away all last night with rod and roger.”

roger (looking sad): “yes, but it broke my plucking instrument.”

geoffrey: “never mind roger, let sing the plucking song, come on

everybody get your instruments out.”

rod (to jane): “do you want to blow on my pipe while i’m tw-nging away?”

jane: “oh no rod, i was blowing a lot with roger last night. but would you

like to play with my maracas?”

zippy: “no, let’s just pluck away with our tw-ngers.”

bungle: “yes, it doesn’t matter what size your tw-nger is.”

zippy: “i’ve got a big red one.”

george: “i’ve only got a tiny tw-nger. but it works well and i like to play with it.”

-example from an old kids show rainbow
subtle or not-so-subtle implications to s-xual activity in an otherwise seemingly innocuous phrase. it’s excellent if you have a dirty/weird sense of humor.
some luscious examples of innuendo-

q: “what’s brown, oval, hairy, delicious, and contains a thin, whitish liquid? it begins with ‘c’ and ends with ‘t’.”
a: “cocoanut”

q: “what does a cow have that a woman has only two of?”
a: “legs”

q: “what does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?”
a: “shake hands”

q: “this thing is long, thin, has a collection of bristles on one end, is enjoyed by both s-xes, and is inserted into a warm, wet orface. when it’s removed, the cavity that it was placed into is filled with a thick, white liquid. what is it?”
a: “your toothbrush”

“i’m a pianist. i love to play with my organ, too.”

“the meeting just started. are you coming?”

“i have to pick up prescriptions for the kids. i need myc-xafloppin, mydixadrupin, dixafix, and ibepokin.”

-“what type of whale was moby d-ck?”
-“um… a s-m-n whale”
-“… (snickering)”
-“don’t you mean sperm whale?”

“what i hate about cleaning (replace the word ‘cleaning’ with the word ‘s-x’) is that i’m never sure where to put it. i have to find a place where it looks nice. and i also have to get down on my knees and go where it smells bad.”

“‘pet my p-ssy barbie’ comes with her cat and everything you see here.”

and so the town cheered as the girl stuck the oil drill into the crevice.
an indirect or subtle — in the case of urban slang, not often subtle as so — usually derogatory implication in expression; an insinuation.
the foundation of urban slang rests on the pillars of innuendo-laced phrases most of which were invented by the lower cl-ss of society.
a suggestion of something s-xual, but not really saying what you mean.
-can i have an example of innuendo?
-in your endo.
the ultimate solution of built-up s-xual frustration which means doing things like:

1. putting the microphone between your legs right onto your crotch while gulping water and touching the mike to imply bl-w j-b to your boyfriend
2. sitting on a couch spreading your legs, then staring at your crotch and looking up at your boyfriend smirking yet again implying bl-w j-b
3. gazing at your boyfriend while inserting each of your fingers into your mouth slowly in order to f-cking turn your boyfriend on and make him suffer from restraint
ex: fan 1: omg! louis was singing and harry just walked over to him and showed his microphone right in front of louis’ face!!! louis turned around and i think i heard him say: “later!” what the f-ck does that mean?

fan 2: hahaha doing innuendo. little harry’s being a h-rny -ss again!

fan 1: dude, harry’s not gay. he likes girls.

fan 2: you must be new. he’s been taking it up in the -ss all along and he loves d-cks. okay bye!
a bad-ss alb-m released by the british rock band queen.

queen kicks -ss.
mike:”hey did you hear that new song by queen?”
harry:”yeah, it was on the alb-m innuendo, wasn’t it?”
mike:”is there any other alb-m but innuendo?”
having a dirty mind
jim : ‘it’s hard to beat the elite four in pokemon’

andy : hehe ‘hard’

innuendo