Inquisition
the contemporary version of a 16th or 17th century witch hunt. the art of chasing down goths, wiccans, and/or emos, and beating them mercilessly. inquisitions are usually undertaken by those who are sick of their “witch sh-t.” proper garb for a true member of the inquisition is an all black or crimson robe adorned with a cross to drive the heathens away and preventing retaliation. inquisitors also frequently carry bats, crossbows and sledgehammers to hunt down their quasi undead, soon to be dead prey.
tonight i am organizing an inquisition, we are going to raid the cafe and the indie bookstore up the street.
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