insectcest
when a bee flies up your -ss and c-ms honey everywhere. once the bee leaves your b-tthole, you only have a few mere moments to wipe away the sticky honey before it hardens and seals your r-ct-m shut. since you cannot sh-t anymore, the p–p will build up inside of you over the next few weeks, eventually causing your stomach to explode.
it’s no laughing matter
nick: “hey look shang, a wasp.”
shang: “yo, don’t get to close n-gg- those ain’t friendly.”
nick: “woah, it’s coming closer.”
*shoop*
nick: “oh sh-t, insectcest!”
shang: “okay, okay, just keep calm nick, i’m gonna try and get that honey outta there.”
nick: “get your hand outta my -ss, you jerk!”
shang: “i’m sorry, it’s the only way!”
nick: “it’s hardening, hurry!”
shang: “i’m trying, just hold on a little longer, nick!”
nick: “it burns man, aaaaah!!”
shang: “aaaaaaah!”
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