Insomniwhore
an insomniwh-r- is a nymph, usually not a wh-r-, but can be, that cant successfully sleep in a bed with a member of the opposite s-x without having s-x first.
can also be described as “one who must pop in order to stop.”
dude, my girlfriend had been up for three days before last night.
wow dude, did she say why?
nah, and the only thing different was that we hadnt had s-x since right before she stopped sleeping.
…dude?
what?
your girlfriend’s an insomniwh-r-!
…nicee…
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