inspirection
in-spuh-rek-shuh n
– noun
when a human male attains a full-blooded erection that was not gained by means of any thoughts or feelings related to s-xual arousal or activity, but rather solely by means of achieving inspiring ideas.
“when antoine told me about the possibility of tearing down the very fabric of capitalism using only a pneumatic drill, used toilet paper and a stolen world war ii battle tank, many new ideas started to sp-wn in me in that same moment. by the time i stated my inspiration and stood up to grab another cup of herbal tea for us both, he pointed out that i had a full erection just one foot away from his face. we were both aware that it could not have possibly been a s-xual-related erection, therefore it was an inspirection.”
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