instabilts
unstable stilts not to be consfused with the commercial-sounding “insta-builts”…whatever those are..
ahhhhh i’m not walking on those… they’re instabilts!
i saw this clown at the zoo yesterday, he fell so hard he musta been wearin instabilts.
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