instafire
instafire: to be fired instantly. an immediate, without question, brutal firing. to be fired or to fire someone in an instant.
if alan does not stop emailing me stupid cr-p, my boss is going to have instafire me.
getting caught with a kilo of c-ke in my office would result in instifire
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