instafooled
the term used when your instagram crush doesn’t look like his/her picture in real life. the frequent use of filters and deceptive angles may cause you to believe they’re a certified 10 on the scale, but in real life, the way the light hits their face doesn’t do them any justice.
merhawit: i met my instagram crush last night, but he didn’t look like any of his pictures 🙁
natanya: d-mn, girl, you were instafooled!
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