instagram happy
when someone posts excessively on instagram and we all perceive them as happy. when in reality, said person is dying inside and begging for attention
person 1: did you see all the pictures kim put on instagram?
person 2: oh my god yeah. she looked so happy
person 3: yeah but she’s probably just instagram happy
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