Instagram Photographer
an “instagram photographer” is someone who believes that due to them having an instagram account and taking tons of photos with their iphone, they are now worthy of calling themselves photographers – even though most will have no real knowledge of text book photography.
it is also a growing hipster culture.
me: bro, change the iso settings on your phone.
john smith: ummm, what the h-ll is that?
me: bro come on! the iso settings! your phone does have them somewhere right?
john smith: bro, i just press this b-tton and it takes photos… that’s all.
me: you’re such a d-mn instagram photographer!
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