Instagram Police
people that take pictures every single d-mn time of the day. and persuade you to do so. extremely annoying
dude 1: hey look at those people over there!
dude 2: no dont look at them, they are instagram police
dude 1: wtf really they are taking pictures of themselves in the snow. i hate instagram police
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