instamance
n. near inevitable romantic relationship arising out of the s-x-hungry state created by vacation
instant romance: just add summer camp.
guy: man i can’t get a girl friend
wise man: no problem, go to that summer camp your parents are trying to send you to.
guy: but it’s a church camp and i’m a virgin.
wise man: perfect! religion, repression and tents make the perfect conditions for an instamance.
guy 1: you still talking to that blonde you met on the cruise ship?
guy 2: tropical instamance is especially strong.
i think danny and sandy from grease is my favorite instamance.
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