Instant Leftovers
you get really stoned, chow down on some hot pockets, get distracted by the cieling fan for 45 minutes (3 actual minutes), snap out of it, look over at your coffee table only to realize that you didn’t even touch your hot pockets. boom…instant leftovers.
d-mn, this pizza is amazing. whoa! squirrel! oh look, i have pizza. boom…instant leftovers.
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