Instant Listener


someone who claims to be a die hard fan of a music artist once one of their singles gets popular to seem cool when they actually greatly dislike said artist.
girl: omg i love this band! their my favorite!

man: didn’t you just tell me you hate these guys?

girl: ya but that was last week before i heard their new hit song!

man: man your such an instant listener…

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