instant message
1. what you send someone when you want to talk on the internet
2. what internet sl-ts send you when they want you to visit their p-rn website
that ho sent me an instant message
the act of shoving one’s phone into another’s v-g-n- or -ss depending on if it followed -n-l or v-g-n-l s-x. this is then followed by a short text message to the inserted phone; this will leave them with a nice vibration.
a man having an intercouse with another woman. the man pulls out before blowing his load and shoves his phone into the v-g-n-. he then says “anything he wants to” in a text message. the man has successfully completed the instant message.
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