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a new menstration sanitary device. inserted directly into the v-g-n-, designed collect the blood in a durable cup that lasts for up to 12 hours.painful at first but, when used properly much more efficent than a tampon or pad.
menstrating girl 1: hey tina do you have a tampon?
menstrating girl 2: sorry mabel but i only have insteads.
menstrating girl 1: wtf??
menstrating girl 2: just put them in like a tampon, but much further.
menstrating girl 2: my finger gets bl–dy but my underware are spotless!!
both: incessant giggling
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