Instiflas


compound word- “instantly”-“flaccid”

seeing something so completely grotesque that your erection instantly wither’s and dies.
person 1: “i thought id rub an easy one out last night. went to redtube and clicked a random video, skipped to the middle and realised it was gay-p-rn. instiflas.”
person 2: “dude!?! why are you telling me this? but yes, the same thing happend to me the other day.”

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