Instrument Hoarding
collecting musical instruments for the sake of owning them with no intention of learning them. those who do it are known as instrument h–rders or a pretentious douche bag
girl: so my boyfriend just bought a mandolin. he’s so artistic and deep.
guy: orly? does he know how to play?
girl: no…
guy: your boyfriend is a pretentious instrument h–rding douche.
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