insurance wipe


the action of wiping after a clean p–p thus insuring yourself of a clean balloon knot.
sam: “man i just wasted four squares of toilet paper!”
devin: “what do you mean?”
sam: “there was no p–p on the toilet paper after i wiped.”
devin: “well, then consider it an insurance wipe, you can never be too safe!”

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