insuranceitis
when an individual is involved in an auto collision that they didn’t cause and isn’t showing any signs of injury until the police and ems arrive. usually due to the fact that when these two organizations arrive, they begin to see dollar signs.
tom got his insurance settlement check from the car crash last month. it’s really funny that he wasn’t hurt till the police showed up and then he started having neck and back pain. he had a case of insuranceitis.
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