insurancitis
people who, after being involved in a very minor fender-bender, complain to responding paramedics that, “oh my neck hurts, oh my back hurts,” in order to get a shot at an insurance settlement.
emt: “taxica– err, correction, ambulance 3 to dispatch, we’re transporting a priority three to university hospital for insurancitis.” dispatcher: “ambulance 3 transporting at 9:37.”
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