intellectified
when an uber smart chick keeps dating intellectually elite dudes who devour her cerebrally only. the opposite of objectified.
i’m over being a human rights lawyer. dated a political -n-lyst last night. all he wanted to do was talk guantanamo bay. totally intellectified me. jesus when will i ever get laid?
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