Intellectual Comb-over
(noun) a large collection of degrees, certificates and awards on one’s office or cubicle wall that are placed the in a pathetic attempt to cover a glaring lack of professional competency or adequacy.
wally from dilbert cube probably has every degree since high school, certificates from every seminar and webinar he ever attended/watched – all in an attempt to “comb-over” the fact that he doesn’t really know or do anything productive.
have you seen wally’s cube? what an intellectual comb-over! he even had his presidential certificate of fitness from high school!
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