Intense Farting Remorse
when you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.
john: (to himself) i think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.
(several seconds and it disperses)
john: (to himself) oh sh-t d-mn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) that fart was the real deal. my -ss is gr-ss.
john’s boss: john, was that you? holy sh-t how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? just pack your sh-t and get out of the office by 3 pm
nearby attractive women: we will never have s-x with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
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