intentional false estimate
a charge that is not yet a criminal offense, but should be. deliberately mis-stating how long something will take, how much it will cost, or how difficult it will be.
originated by larry miller and colonel jeff fox.
tim: it’s real close, an easy 5-10 minutes hike.
david (after a 30 minute hike straight up the side of a mountain): that wasn’t 10 minutes!
tim: i knew if i told you the truth, you wouldn’t do it.
david: that’s an intentional false estimate. you should be in jail, -sshole.
her: we just have to stop in at the party and say “hi”. 30 minutes tops.
him (2 hours later): 30 minutes!? 30 minutes?! intentional false estimate!
her: just like, “the game will be over in 5 minutes?”
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