interflu
the act of pulling a sickie in order to attend an interview with another company.
andy: have you seen shaun today?
matt: no he’s got interflu. i don’t think he’ll be here for much longer.
a condition that causes people to call in sick while interviewing for another job.
joe has one foot half way out the door, he called in sick today with the interflu.
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