Intergalactic Goof
what you call someone who:
defies all logic
rapes children/animals
dresses in fursuits
wears d-ld-s for fashion
oralmemespeak
-n-l penetration reception from angry african american males (ages 18-75)
is currently not circ-mcised
has orange hair
is not related but borrows money and doesn’t pay back
wears white belts
“frosted tip” hair cut
swooped bangs
smoke cloves
have buckles on their clothing
is an emof-g
is a scenef-g
is an artf-g
is a culturef-g
is a grammarf-g
and any other type of overly offensive f-cking -sshole that should be absolutely legal to just f-cking 100% execute in public.
f-ckin’ crowd and everything.
..you’d watch it.
prima: if you read all of that you’re an “intergalactic goof.”
secunda: i got about three words in then went back on facebook, and said how gay this was, then used your insult against you.
prima: i f-cking hate this planet..
/irony
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