Interguntion
this is when one confronts a youngish girl who has potential to be pretty but is beginning to show the signs of gunt growth to try and set her back on the right path.
when heather started wearing belly shirts at age 14, her older sister saw that little bit of flab growing and knew it was time for an interguntion.
when a female’s concerned friends warn her of the growing risks of eating too much – namely that all of her fat is going to collect in her p-ssy and gut, making them bulge out farther than her b–bs. by the sheer number of gunts in the world, either the interguntion was not performed fast enough, and the gunt continued to expand to its owner’s horror – or the interguntion was not listened to, and the owner continued to eat oblivious to the fact that she could no longer her feet over her p-ssy
rhonda’s friends tried to perform an interguntion when they saw her gut balooning with every burrito. however, rhonda did not listen to her wise friends, and her gut and c-nt merged, forming the dreaded gunt that now bulges out of her pants.
Read Also:
- Inglemoor
a word used to describe any school that loses at its own homecoming. the use of the word has been expanded to describe any team that loses at home. i can’t believe the mariners lost at safeco. that’s so inglemoor of them! the best high school in the entire northsh-r- school district. our mascot is […]
- Suky
a hyper active girl who always expects the best, sometimes too much. a suky needs constant attention and likes to tease the minds of the opposite s-x. guy 1: dude, she is hyper as h-ll i think she needs to chill a little. guy 2: yeah man its like she has adhd or something. she […]
- Iaong
a successful practical joke on an suspecting person, usually a close friend or family member. iaongs can be innocent and sweet, and maybe even funny, but most of the time they are painful and scaring and result in a held grudge. why do you hate april fool’s day so much? because everyone keeps pulling iaongs […]
- iBomb
this will be the end of our world, and the start of the apocalypse. so start getting into those ivaults, store up on some ibeans and listen to your ipods till this is all over. most of all, have fun 🙂 “omg! that ibomb killed all of canada!” “so?” i love you. john: i love […]
- iBooker
n. a name given to the student composed tech support in public school counties where every student is loan an apple ibook laptop. i hate those stuck up ibookers and their condescending tones. omg, ibookers have no life.