international beat-off day


a very offensive and derogatory term for labor day (in north america and thanksgiving day (in canada only).
international beat-off day is an offensive term because on these days otherwise productive male members of the north american workforce simply sit at home doing diddly-squat and beat off to p-rn. too bad thanksgiving is not celebrated in canada during the month of brovember.

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