International heart day
aka valentines day.
1. the one day of the year where you must do something special for your significant other.
2. a special day where festivities involving hugs, kisses, chocolate, and flowers are involved.
3. the time when a little baby in diapers shoots you in the -ss with a heart tipped arrow. you are then expected to be overflowing with love, not pain.
it’s international heart day today! where is my chocolate?
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