international space station
a rundown, government-subsidized rental unit that constantly requires costly maintenance. usually occupied by sketchy foreigners whose names do not appear on the lease. keeps the folks at nasa employed. what better use of an aerosp-ce engineering degree than to be in charge of unclogging sp-ce toilets?
mit-educated nasa engineer: the international sp-ce station is calling again.
decorated air force pilot: i’ll prepare for launch.
mit-educated nasa engineer: don’t forget the sp-ce plunger.
when two men of a different race perform “d-ck docking”
me and juan did an international sp-ce station in front of the entire school for diversity day.
occurs when two women simultaneously perform the “sp-ce docking” manuever. doing so involves the “-ss-to-puss” position, often done by scissoring. a major challenge to the manuever is to create a good seal, and maintain said seal for the duration of the fecal exchange.
prescott’s mom got down on the international sp-ce station with nunley after rone got done f-cking her.
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