Internet addiction
compulsory and excessive engagement in the internet such that it interferes with your irl life.
the first thing i think about when i open my eyes in the morning is jacking into cybersp-ce and downlinking some bits, and i wake up at least three times a night to get my wifix. i’ve tried canceling the dsl five times, but my internet service pusher won’t let me get clean. i don’t think i’m ever going to kick this internet addiction.
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