Internet Cocking
looking up c-cks on the net.
bob and mike decided to do some internet c-cking to see if they could find the largest c-ck out there.
hey dude, i found a c-ck that measured 13 inches long and had a 4 inch girth. omg…..the size of a horse!
hey, sally could take it…..she’s a known cavern.
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