INTERNET DATING REALITY
while many beautiful women may post their profile and picture on an internet dating site…the only ones that you mr. average joe heteros-xual will hook up with are the 5’s…and single mothers.the 8,9,10 girl has her picture up for ego-grat
purposes.she’s only available if you can somehow prove income.
you know what i mean.
honest drinkin’ buddy #1:”it’s been awhile.i just had to clear the pipes.hooked up with this cute single mom off match.not goin’ back.”
honest drinkin’ buddy #2:”yeah…i’m doin’okay now but awhile back i found myself in bed with this gnarly 5 off mysp-ce.i guess that’s just internet dating reality.”
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