Internet Disorder
in·ter·net dis·or·der,
n.
any psychological disorder whose root pathological cause lies in exposure to certain aspects of the internet. these include, but are not limited to:
·google amnesia;
·hyperlink add (hadd);
·forum schizophrenia; and
·internet f-ckwad syndrome (ifs).
treatment of such disorders may ultimately require the removal of the patient from the internet – the main vector of internet pathogens.
my brother has never been the same since he went online; he’s being a total douchebag on forums, and can surf wikipedia for days on end, but have no recollection of where he’s been. i should call a doctor; he’s suffering from some form of internet disorder.
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