Internet Dragon


the all powerful overseer of the internet. consider it the master moderator of all cyber sp-ce, but it has much more powerful abilities than just bans. many doubt the existence of the internet dragon, but that’s exactly what it wants you to think. any time you hear about some troll mysteriously dieing you can probably blame the internet dragon.
did he about dave? he was posing as a 12 year old girl on a “older men seeking very young girls” chat room when his monitor exploded in his face! now he eats out of a tube and sh-ts in his pants. as terrible as that is, i dont feel sorry for him. he shouldn’t have angered the internet dragon like that.

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