Internet Minutes
when waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
similar to microwave minutes.
dexter: “oh my gosh jocelyn, i was trying to download ‘x-men first cl-ss’ and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!”
jocelyn: “oh man, i know, internet minutes always fool me.”
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