internet penis

born of the typical male concept that the size of one’s male s-xual organ detirmines one’s attractiveness, intelligence, strength, prowess, social status, and overall value in life, the size of one’s “internet p-n-s” is a handy, unified measure of one’s c-mulative internet je ne sais quoi… how large one looms on the vast virtual landscape of the interwebs.

internet p-n-s size can be effected by the uberness of one’s computer, skills/skillz, general knowledge and the ability to bring it to bear in forums and chat rooms, or any other quality that causes those around you to react along the lines of “woah. pwnage.”

synonymous with e-p-n-s

+5 if used in jest, -15 if used seriously.
you’re the only one in the forum who knew how to get the unix server back online, how to make dreamweaver sort my stylesheets correctly, where to get the latest photoshop plug-ins, -and- how to get past level 66 in “legend of binkly”. your internet p-n-s is -huge-.
the size of your p-n-s when described on the internetz.
my internetp-n-s is gigantic, much bigger than irl.
internet p-n-s: this is an expression that obviously means sonebody’s “p-n-s” over the internet. somebody might order an internet p-n-s, or use one to, say, wave it in someones face in online gaming.
email: helo tomothy, due u wunt a bigger pen15? click hear<--- ..........2 minutes later........ ding dong....... timmy: ha! my internet p-n-s is here! hey regular p-n-s! guess what? -shun- how long you say your p-n-s is to people you talk to through the miracle of intarweb. yeah? well my internet p-n-s is this big!