internet predator
an internet predator is like a s-xual predator but on the internet. they act nice and try to get the trust of a young girl or boy so they can meet them in a private location. many times they greet kindly like “hey, long time no see.”
“sean is such an internet predator. last night he was talking to a young red headed freshman on the internet.”
1 more definition
a ferocious beast, which stalks and devours the poor unwitting internet. they measure between 3nm and 17feet, and often can be found lurking in forums.
oh no’s! the internet predator ate my mysp-ce! i hope it chokes on my favorite movies and dies!!!
Read Also:
- Are mine?
the question that’s always asked immediately after someone else asks if their eyes are red, pupils are dialated or just any kinda f-cked up due to whatever drug they did. hot girl 1: sh-t son! i have work in 5 minutes and they are so gonna be able to tell how f-cked up i am. […]
- Lebanese Tophat
the s-xual act of donning genitals atop the head ie. like a tophat. james: how was that chick last night man? jerry: fine but a little awkward, she wanted a lebanese tophat! james: well did you give it to her? jerry: !!!!!!!!!
- Cool spaghetti
something that is really schway. “oh man, i heard you just won a bajillion dollas. cool spaghetti.”
- Textnique
your personal texting style. i.e. using u instead of you or insisting on full punctuation during text conversations. i can’t stand it when people’s textnique sucks, why can’t they just text like everyone else?
- Text Teen
a stupid webzine started by bunch of jerks to portray that isloo-girls are stupid. a fail attempt at humour. bob: ” did you check the first new feature of text teen.” mark: ” yeah man! those m-f-s need to improve it”