internet pretty
the term used for when someone creates a more beautiful image of themselves by using:
text to describe themselves,
selective photo angles to show there “best side”
heavily photoshoping (sometimes) to remove all other information.
though in real life, there just an ok looking narc-ssistic and yet insecure b-tch\b-st-rd, who would otherwise be a well rounded person, if the internet had no infected her with internet confidence and twisted them
mr. t : hey have you seen lora’s new pics, shes hot!
jacko : yeah but i have seen her in real life, shes internet pretty!
mr. t : d-mn fool!
jacko : oww!
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