Internet time lapse


the lapse of time that p-sses when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, facebook, youtube or watching p-rn. the internet time lapse coincides with the suction seat, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes p-ssing end up being hours p-ssing.
timothé was watching some intense german janitor fetish p-rn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a german woman thrusting her mop up adolf hitler’s -ss.

aude – dude, where are you? you were supposed to meet me at zpizza like 3 hours ago!!
jacques – oh sh-t, sorry aude…i was on facebook and entered the internet time lapse.
aude – f-ggot.

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